you know that one kid you dated in high school for a year? and at the time it was “serious” but looking back on it you’re like eh, it was cute, but definitely not serious.
so you go onto college, you move on, and you literally forget about that person until you’re 30 and your mom says “guess who i ran into today! (insert ex’s name)” and then you’re catapulted back in time remembering the relationship and high school and etc etc…
yeah. i can NEVER fucking have that because my ex’s name literally follows me e v e r y w h e r e and i will never hear it and NOT think of him: only because, well, it’s his fucking name.
yup, ladies and gentleman, you’re right. in the year 2008 i started dating an ADAM FUCKING LEVINE. now whenever i listen to maroon 5 or see adam levine on tv or see his sexiness in magazines i’m focusing on him and his body but…. OBVIOUSLY MY EX IS ON MY MIND TOO.
GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAAAD WHY DID YOU HAVE TO HAVE THE SAME NAME AS A DAMN SEX SYMBOL WHEN YOU WEREN’T EVEN ONE YOURSELF!!! (ok that was mean, but really, WHYYYYYYY)
like, i’d totally buy this shirt…. BUT NOPE. GUESS I CAN’T!!!
#alwaysonmymind #notlegit #NOTLEGIT #FREEMYSOUL
I need this
